Kingdom Plantae

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

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tags: + ME + LITERALLY EVERY SUBJECT EVER

(Source: weheartit.com)

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tags: + otp + oH MY G OD + OH MY GOD + OHHHH NOO + OH NO + NO + troy material + WILD DEER NOISE

kittensplaypenshop:

magical-lesbian-rita-mordio:

ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE
my collar from kittensplaypenshop came in today!!
I absolutely love it and I feel darling in it!!! This is probably the cutest collar I’ve gotten yet.. Plus they wrapped it so adorably too!! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

Yay~ \ ^o^ / <3

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tags: + IM + seroft + seroft look + seroft hey + look + look at this

kobetyrant:

GOODBYE

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muerobeam:

Clear’s voice actor posted this on his twitter.
“Master”
In other news Clear’s voice actor is an angel and should be protected at all costs.

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People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.
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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

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akarians:

which person in your otp sticks their cold hands on any of their partner’s exposed skin

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zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

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wet-monsoon:

ALEX HIRSCH JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M HONESTLY SO CONCERNED

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neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

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derpinneo:

I’m so proud, Caliborn has improved so much in the last years

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College students can now get microsoft office for free

froborr:

freshest-tittymilk:

hoodjab:

rabbrakha:

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

GOD BLESS.

I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY

OMG YAS

Pretty sure there are some college students following me that could use this.

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theweetosdoesart:

The only barrier is yourself!!!!

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(Source: odinsblog)

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tags: + what a sick burn